Clinton (Hooligan) Facts

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by TurdFX4, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. rango88

    rango88 Chuck Norris Drove a Ram

    How about you will give us mercy and not roundhouse kick us in the gonads, That works for me
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  3. OP

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Holy ****... why didnt i think of that one, thats good
  4. Dont say anything, just hand out those " get out of jail cards for free if we are ever in PA." or Jersey
  5. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!!
  6. OP

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Don't ever ask Clinton for an autograph... because his signature is a straight hay maker to the face.

    Nothing Runs like a Deere... except Clinton, who happens to run like a cheetah on PCP

    Clinton can stand while sitting

    Clinton snorts the coke out of cola

    Jack can be nimble... jack can be quick... but Jack cant dodge Clinton's f-ing roundhouse kick
  7. OP

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Clinton can unlock a paper clip with a door

    Clinton went through a Taco Bell drive through and actually got what he ordered

    Clinton is officially the only person who can punch you in the back of the face
  8. ob269

    ob269 New Member

    Best one.
  9. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    oh dear god this is funny shizit
  10. Achromious

    Achromious New Member

    x2 hahaha
  11. hazard-maine

    hazard-maine northern ranger driver

    i think this needs to be published it to a book, in 30sec after being made it will be come the new bible
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2011
  12. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

  13. X3! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
  14. pooleo

    pooleo New Member

    Clinton can slam shut a revolving door
  15. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    ^^^ hold on a sec i thought you put your plow on him and did the mall lot?
  16. WHAT?! Lmfao
  17. OP

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush

    Clinton's lungs are made from burlap sacks filled with beefaroni

    In 1985, Clinton entered a science fair for disadvantaged youths. His submission was based on the premise that the speed and power of his Ranger actually disprove many of the laws of physics. Despite lacking and actual proof for this theory, Clinton was awarded 1st place in all categories and even received a special merit award for " Please Dont Hurt Us"

    Clinton has a boy scout merit badge in "donkey punching"

    Clinton's tattoo's are on the 'No-Fly' list

    Clinton refereed a dual between General Tso and Colonel Sanders

    Every call Clinton has made to 9-1-1 begins with " Hey, its me again... "

    The only thing that gets between Clinton and 'Justice' is an equals sign

    In 2012, Clinton will launch his own brand of cologne, called 'Double Lifted Mojo' which smells of denim and spicy freedom

    The Large Hadron Collider hasnt discovered **** yet because Clinton is still using it to warm up his hot pockets

    Clinton is a proud sponsor of cement

    A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Clinton

    The only type of fever clinton ever gets, is disco fever
  18. This is too much man... You seriously need to get a book made out of this. It'd be a great seller when the forum starts selling merch.
  19. buggman

    buggman Do not touch the trim!

    HA!!! :thumbup:
  20. buggman

    buggman Do not touch the trim!

    How Clinton cuts down trees in his yard:

  21. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    haha too funny bugman

    i wana know who would put a knofe on a shotgun

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