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Dont say anything, just hand out those " get out of jail cards for free if we are ever in PA." or Jersey
Don't ever ask Clinton for an autograph... because his signature is a straight hay maker to the face. Nothing Runs like a Deere... except Clinton, who happens to run like a cheetah on PCP Clinton can stand while sitting Clinton snorts the coke out of cola Jack can be nimble... jack can be quick... but Jack cant dodge Clinton's f-ing roundhouse kick
Clinton can unlock a paper clip with a door Clinton went through a Taco Bell drive through and actually got what he ordered Clinton is officially the only person who can punch you in the back of the face
i think this needs to be published it to a book, in 30sec after being made it will be come the new bible
Due to the foreign exchange rate, a Clinton in the hand is worth about 3.5 in the bush Clinton's lungs are made from burlap sacks filled with beefaroni In 1985, Clinton entered a science fair for disadvantaged youths. His submission was based on the premise that the speed and power of his Ranger actually disprove many of the laws of physics. Despite lacking and actual proof for this theory, Clinton was awarded 1st place in all categories and even received a special merit award for " Please Dont Hurt Us" Clinton has a boy scout merit badge in "donkey punching" Clinton's tattoo's are on the 'No-Fly' list Clinton refereed a dual between General Tso and Colonel Sanders Every call Clinton has made to 9-1-1 begins with " Hey, its me again... " The only thing that gets between Clinton and 'Justice' is an equals sign In 2012, Clinton will launch his own brand of cologne, called 'Double Lifted Mojo' which smells of denim and spicy freedom The Large Hadron Collider hasnt discovered **** yet because Clinton is still using it to warm up his hot pockets Clinton is a proud sponsor of cement A solar eclipse is the suns attempt to hide from Clinton The only type of fever clinton ever gets, is disco fever
This is too much man... You seriously need to get a book made out of this. It'd be a great seller when the forum starts selling merch.
