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hahahahaha, how about:

"...not if we JAM IT!.."

"radar about to beee.....JAMMED"

"....the radar sir, it appears to be jammed!"

"...Theres only one man would dare give me the rasberry...LONESTAR!!!" (crash!)
 
" the combination is 1, 1!, 2, 2!, 3, 3!, 4, 4!, 5, 5!....so the combination is, 1,2,3,4,5...thats the stupidest combination I have ever heard!"
 
"That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
 
[after the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
 
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!
 
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