what are your fav sayings?

what sayns do like,live by or make you stop and think.



i was born in the wild raised in a cave ridden spin-in bull's all i'v craved, bustin out windows tearn down door's, taken out virgin's bring back whore's, daddy was hung as a horse thief and momma was burned as a witch, i got 14 sisters that work in a whore house and me............................. im a bull riding son of a bitch

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heres to war's and revaluation's, bucking horse's and prostitution, rank bulls that keep on bucking and them sad sweet girls good for the lovin

 

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In the words of Homer Simoson.......D'oh! But more than that...........Duh!

 

Piss up a rope.
hotter than a $2 pistol.

 

**** off is my saying

samfr = slow a$$ mother fker

 

what are you waiting for? Christmas turkey! - Too someone taking their sweet ass time lmao

 

Take what ya can, give nothing back!

 

I have alot of saying I like to use...

"Lets make like a baby and head out"

"Meh f*ck'er I did"

"You better stfu before you get your d*ick hole smashed"(stupid thing me and my friends say to each other lol)

"God was kind enough to give me a brain and a d*ck, but he cursed me with only enough blood to run one at a time"(Friend says that all the time lol)

 

And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
...
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

 

well after new years eve i go hooked on this one

" hey hold my beer hold on and watch this $hit im going into 4x4"

 

red m&m, green m&m, they all end up the same color in the end

 

**** stick(use that at work to describe some of the people that dont have a clue what to do lol )

 

one of my favorites is from Action Figure Therapy form Youtube "I'm gonna shove a trash can lid up you dick hole, and butt **** your soul"

 

My dad alway's said this when we were growing up - "if your going to be late, start earlier"

 

ill put more meat in her then her momma puts in her soup

 

Go F*** yourself with a cactus

I've laid more pipe in this town than **insert local plumbing business' name**

I'd give a f***... but I already gave it to your mother last night

 

I like the cactus saying, I am going to steal it for a while lol

 

i may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night.

 

i have been using this one a lot in the past week
" keep talking im going to treat you like an iphone and touch you "

 

Not a favorite but a good one

Give me a minute and I'll change your mind.....Give me a bullet and I'll change your life

 

oh i love that one clint im going to need to use that lol