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Meet Katie, she's named after a hot chick who used to live in my dorm. A 7 year old black and white mix (grey metallic), Katie enjoys cruising on the freeway and wandering around in the dirt. Her favorite songs are your favorite songs, and she loves to play them through her 4 3-way (giggity) amplified speakers and 10" subwoofer. She'll even watch **** with you if you re-connect one wire to the Pioneer AVH-3200DVD Double Din Head Unit. Katie loves to dress up, her favorite outfit is what she's currently wearing: 3" Fiberwerx fenders and 4.5" Glassworks bedsides (with fuel door) painted with ****ty Duplicolor spray paint. She likes to look classy, but not too high maintenance. She even wears her sunglasses at night, designer tint! 30% on the front windows, 15% on the extended cab and solid rear window. Her favorite shoes are her 33x12.5" Yokohama Geolandar AT-S which clean up well for a nice night on the town but still let her get down without tripping.
She's been hitting the gym lately, too. If she could wear yoga pants, this would be the chick who's ass you'd stare at while you're sweating your ass off on the tread mill. She's done some upper body exercising and put on a BTF Mid travel kit with 2.0x8" Radflo shocks, Fabtech 3" Lift Spindles, and 10" limit straps. Her rear end is nicely sculpted with Deaver F-23 Leaf springs, a BTF Cantilever Kit, FOA 2.5x10" Remote Res Shocks, and an Explorer 8.8 w/ 4.10s and a limited slip to help fill out that hour glass shape. (More upper body improvements sitting in my closet, willing to throw in with the trade for the right deal).
It's what's on the inside that counts, you say? Not a problem. Katie is sporting 2 front bucket seats from a 2004 Explorer Sport Trac as well as its center console and dome light. She's currently wired for her dust light on the front of the bed as well as lights on the front bumper through two OEM fog light buttons on the radio bezel. Her HVAC controls have been changed to LED bulbs, and I have LEDs for her cluster lights as well. Her A/C blows cold like those showers you'll need to take, and her heater can warm you up like she were cuddling in a bed next to you. Does she have rear seats? No! Katie likes to do things in 2's, maybe 3's if it's someone you both get along with well. Her grey interior with black accents will cuddle with you on the couch or play wrestle, that's how versatile she is!
Her heart and soul is a 3.0L v6 with 107xxx miles and a 5r55e automatic. Katie has never skipped a beat, never once let me down, and has seen a few sights in her time but has lots of life left to create new memories with you. Her blood is Motorcraft Synthetic and Motorcraft filters, and she's been drinking Chevron gas for as long as I can remember. Her drinking problem has never been too obsessive to the point where you feel she needs to cut back, I manage to get 18mpg out of her doing mixed driving. She likes to get aggressive with her Volant Intake system and K&N Filter which flows through a Flowmaster 10 Series dumped under the bed, it lets others know you're there and ready to have a good time.
So, how could I let this beauty leave my side after 5 years of loyalty? Trade me your Sport Trac! I wouldn't call it cheating, but I've been looking at other trucks behind Katie's back and want to get into a different model. As of now I'm keeping the LEDs in the break up, but can be motivated otherwise.
Let's let this little slooter be famous!
(Outlaw sticker has been removed)
She's been hitting the gym lately, too. If she could wear yoga pants, this would be the chick who's ass you'd stare at while you're sweating your ass off on the tread mill. She's done some upper body exercising and put on a BTF Mid travel kit with 2.0x8" Radflo shocks, Fabtech 3" Lift Spindles, and 10" limit straps. Her rear end is nicely sculpted with Deaver F-23 Leaf springs, a BTF Cantilever Kit, FOA 2.5x10" Remote Res Shocks, and an Explorer 8.8 w/ 4.10s and a limited slip to help fill out that hour glass shape. (More upper body improvements sitting in my closet, willing to throw in with the trade for the right deal).
It's what's on the inside that counts, you say? Not a problem. Katie is sporting 2 front bucket seats from a 2004 Explorer Sport Trac as well as its center console and dome light. She's currently wired for her dust light on the front of the bed as well as lights on the front bumper through two OEM fog light buttons on the radio bezel. Her HVAC controls have been changed to LED bulbs, and I have LEDs for her cluster lights as well. Her A/C blows cold like those showers you'll need to take, and her heater can warm you up like she were cuddling in a bed next to you. Does she have rear seats? No! Katie likes to do things in 2's, maybe 3's if it's someone you both get along with well. Her grey interior with black accents will cuddle with you on the couch or play wrestle, that's how versatile she is!
Her heart and soul is a 3.0L v6 with 107xxx miles and a 5r55e automatic. Katie has never skipped a beat, never once let me down, and has seen a few sights in her time but has lots of life left to create new memories with you. Her blood is Motorcraft Synthetic and Motorcraft filters, and she's been drinking Chevron gas for as long as I can remember. Her drinking problem has never been too obsessive to the point where you feel she needs to cut back, I manage to get 18mpg out of her doing mixed driving. She likes to get aggressive with her Volant Intake system and K&N Filter which flows through a Flowmaster 10 Series dumped under the bed, it lets others know you're there and ready to have a good time.
So, how could I let this beauty leave my side after 5 years of loyalty? Trade me your Sport Trac! I wouldn't call it cheating, but I've been looking at other trucks behind Katie's back and want to get into a different model. As of now I'm keeping the LEDs in the break up, but can be motivated otherwise.
Let's let this little slooter be famous!
(Outlaw sticker has been removed)
