A few gafs

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  1. pooleo

    pooleo New Member

    Highlight under the question to reveal the answers. :eek:

    1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?

    ->Johnny <-

    2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

    -> Meat <-

    3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

    -> Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet. <-

    4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

    -> There is no dirt in a hole. <-

    5. What word in the english language is always spelled incorrectly?

    -> Incorrectly. <-

    6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

    -> Billie lives in the southern hemisphere. <-

    7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

    -> You can't take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera for that. <-

    8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

    -> You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in 2nd place, not 1st. <-

    9. Which is the correct to say, "the yolk of the egg is white" or "the yolk of the egg are white?"

    -> Neither. Egg yolks are yellow. <-

    10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?

    -> One. If he combined all haystacks, they all became one haystack. <-

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