what are your fav sayings?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Captured Time, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    what sayns do like,live by or make you stop and think.

    i was born in the wild raised in a cave ridden spin-in bull's all i'v craved, bustin out windows tearn down door's, taken out virgin's bring back whore's, daddy was hung as a horse thief and momma was burned as a witch, i got 14 sisters that work in a whore house and me............................. im a bull riding son of a bitch


    heres to war's and revaluation's, bucking horse's and prostitution, rank bulls that keep on bucking and them sad sweet girls good for the lovin
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  3. Pbav8tor

    Pbav8tor Old Fart

    In the words of Homer Simoson.......D'oh! But more than that...........Duh!
  4. edgeman4.0

    edgeman4.0 2nd amendment activist

    Piss up a rope.
    hotter than a $2 pistol.
  5. **** off is my saying

    samfr = slow a$$ mother fker
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 23, 2011
  6. pooleo

    pooleo New Member

    what are you waiting for? Christmas turkey! - Too someone taking their sweet ass time lmao
  7. Brinker88

    Brinker88 Black sheep o' the family

    Take what ya can, give nothing back!
  8. DangerRanger91

    DangerRanger91 FinGer The Crimson Ginger

    I have alot of saying I like to use...

    "Lets make like a baby and head out"

    "Meh f*ck'er I did"

    "You better stfu before you get your d*ick hole smashed"(stupid thing me and my friends say to each other lol)

    "God was kind enough to give me a brain and a d*ck, but he cursed me with only enough blood to run one at a time"(Friend says that all the time lol)
  9. OP
    Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    And Shepherds we shall be

    For thee, my Lord, for thee.

    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
    Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
  10. OP
    Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    well after new years eve i go hooked on this one

    " hey hold my beer hold on and watch this $hit im going into 4x4"
  11. TurdFX4

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    red m&m, green m&m, they all end up the same color in the end
  12. djfllmn

    djfllmn ^^^ I am Mr. Clean!

    **** stick(use that at work to describe some of the people that dont have a clue what to do lol )
  13. nicksranger01

    nicksranger01 New Member

    one of my favorites is from Action Figure Therapy form Youtube "I'm gonna shove a trash can lid up you dick hole, and butt **** your soul"
  14. machine

    machine Banned

    My dad alway's said this when we were growing up - "if your going to be late, start earlier"
  15. greenmachine2000

    greenmachine2000 New Member

    ill put more meat in her then her momma puts in her soup
  16. TurdFX4

    TurdFX4 Schuylkill Countys Finest

    Go F*** yourself with a cactus

    I've laid more pipe in this town than **insert local plumbing business' name**

    I'd give a f***... but I already gave it to your mother last night
    Last edited: Jan 4, 2012
  17. I like the cactus saying, I am going to steal it for a while lol
  18. doyouquaxu

    doyouquaxu FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    i may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night.
  19. OP
    Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    i have been using this one a lot in the past week
    " keep talking im going to treat you like an iphone and touch you "
  20. Hooligan

    Hooligan Rangerholic!!

    Not a favorite but a good one

    Give me a minute and I'll change your mind.....Give me a bullet and I'll change your life
  21. OP
    Captured Time

    Captured Time watch this and hold on

    oh i love that one clint im going to need to use that lol

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