Funny hunting stories

Redneck_ranger

Redneck_ranger

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So, today was the opening day of rifle season in NEPA. As usual, I went out with my dad. Today was a bit different though... We went to a farm, just west of where I go to college, since he knows the people who own it very well. As some of you may have known, gas companies have jumped onto the natural gas here, and are putting drilling sites and wells in all over, as long as pipelines. Well, the farm I went to just had a brand new pipeline installed within the last few weeks. Little to my knowledge, the soil was like soup, and I drove off into the pipeline at 5:30 in the morning, while it was still pitch black out. You can probably guess what happens next.... Stuck up to my front bumper, about to blow out my right rear shackle from the amount of flex put on... So a few minutes later, after I bitched at my dad (who brought the Dakota, btw) for not getting turned around to help me, we finally had the straps hooked up and ready to pull me out. Go figure. Hahahaha. Leave it to me... Probably the ONLY idiot to drive off into a pasture and get stuck, just as hunting season opened up. Lmao
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Forgive me, it ain't the best quality pic, but what can I do at 5:40? xD
 
Hey, this was NOT my fault! Haha. The farmer told me I would be able to drive down the road without a problem. Lmao. Obviously he was wrong lol And my Ranger has gotten me farther than a 4 wheeler can at times. lol
 
20004x4 said:
oh yeah well than its just you he dont like YOU ha i win lmao
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Nah, it's the deer gods. Lmao. I missed two shots at a MONSTER 12 pointer. Boy was I pissed! :furious: That thing was half the width of the bed of my truck! And then almost got stuck again pulling out of the pasture :cry:, but in a different spot. Lmao. I really need better tires xD
 
RedRanger2001 said:
Nah, it's the deer gods. Lmao. I missed two shots at a MONSTER 12 pointer. Boy was I pissed! :furious: That thing was half the width of the bed of my truck! And then almost got stuck again pulling out of the pasture :cry:, but in a different spot. Lmao. I really need better tires xD
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no its not the tire's its the driver that cant keep it on the road lmao
 
I have 2 really funny hunting stories first one was oh about 25 yrs ago... I used to work at Busch Wildlife in MO. so My cousin and I went out there one night durring coon season, without dogs, I had no idea you needed a dog to tree a coon we got home my Uncle was like WTF are you 2 doing outthere with guns and no dogs hahaha


the next one was about 8 yrs ago went out to my uncles farm my brother and a friend of mine for deer hunting, well I got up to go peee and guess I was stillasleep and turned around and started pissssing all overmy brother, man was that a funny , to me ... he woke up mad as helll fkr took my long johns that next morning hahaha
my friend said yeah I watched you walk and turn around and started to piss all over your brother, I said why didn't you wake me.. he said I wanted to watch a fight hahaha
 
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note to self DONT go hunting with diablo lmao

bout 3 years ago me and a buddy and his wife went out for deer. at the end of the day with nothing but empty tags he was thinking that it would be nice to get a pic of him shooting me with an arrow. well after the pic he didnt think bout it and let the arrow go.right into my left ass cheek. we went to the er and they told me to "SIT" down it would be a min. well its kinda hard to sit with something in your ass cheek
 
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hope is was only a practice tip hahaha and not a 4 point razor tip OUCH!!!
 
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