http://www.ottawasun.com/2012/01/07/ridiculous-911-calls "Yes, I've got what looks like a poisonous weed in my backyard. I think it possibly causes blindness. What should I do?" A man called to say he was locked in the back of a car. ECO "Can you reach over and open the front door?" Caller "No." ECO "Is this a police car?" Caller "Yes." So, I told him to do (as) the police officers told him to do. Caller "Well, there are three of them and they are all laughing at me." ECO "Has anyone been doing drugs or alcohol today?" Caller "Oh, no, we are vegetarians." "This isn't an emergency, however, I just wanted to make sure I had the right number in case I ended up needing it." "I am not sure if this is an emergency to you but ...I am at Chicken on the Way and frankly the chicken was just awful. Would you eat awful chicken? Instead of giving me my money back they wanted to give me more crappy chicken." Caller "I need to report a theft." ECO "What was taken?" Caller "My TV." ECO "When did it go missing?" Caller "Well, it hasn't .. yet. I just know my roommate it going to take it." "Can you please tell me how much pot I can smoke before driving ... You know, like you can drink up to .08 and still drive but what is the limit on marijuana?" "I don't have an emergency I just wondered what your hours are?" "I just heard on the radio they are saying very poor driving conditions... I want to know what police think, should I stay home?" "Power is out, when will it come back on because I can't cook." Other ones include a lady calling upset about an auto accident, which is going to make her late for a hair appointment while a fellow reported buying ear buds from a dollar store, upset they don't work and the store won't give him a refund. Another 911 caller said she ordered a white male stripper and received a black one, while a guy called about a large snake in his backyard that "looked very unfriendly." It turned out to be plastic. As told to QMI Agency by one ECO, "The guy called 911, just in a fit, wanting his neighbour charged for watering his lawn. Apparently, the neighbour was watering his lawn when droplets cascaded over into the caller's yard, watering his lawn 'without permission.'"
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the best I heard was the woman who called the cops because she was unsatisfied with the bag of cocaine she just bought.
reasons for getting out of speeding tickets: http://www.ottawasun.com/2012/01/15/cop-reveals-silly-speeding-excuses-list
I remember when I first started, two neighbors were fighting because one mowed his lawn and the wind blew some grass clippings into the others yard. People are ridiculous sometimes
