Funny hunting stories

So, today was the opening day of rifle season in NEPA. As usual, I went out with my dad. Today was a bit different though... We went to a farm, just west of where I go to college, since he knows the people who own it very well. As some of you may have known, gas companies have jumped onto the natural gas here, and are putting drilling sites and wells in all over, as long as pipelines. Well, the farm I went to just had a brand new pipeline installed within the last few weeks. Little to my knowledge, the soil was like soup, and I drove off into the pipeline at 5:30 in the morning, while it was still pitch black out. You can probably guess what happens next.... Stuck up to my front bumper, about to blow out my right rear shackle from the amount of flex put on... So a few minutes later, after I bitched at my dad (who brought the Dakota, btw) for not getting turned around to help me, we finally had the straps hooked up and ready to pull me out. Go figure. Hahahaha. Leave it to me... Probably the ONLY idiot to drive off into a pasture and get stuck, just as hunting season opened up. Lmao

Forgive me, it ain't the best quality pic, but what can I do at 5:40? xD

 

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wow bro you need an off road jack lol

 

2 ton Goodyear Racing hydraulic jack in the toolbox lol It actually worked pretty well lol

 

Or perhaps invest in a 4 wheeler

 

Hey, this was NOT my fault! Haha. The farmer told me I would be able to drive down the road without a problem. Lmao. Obviously he was wrong lol And my Ranger has gotten me farther than a 4 wheeler can at times. lol

 

i think the farmer hates fords and wanted you to get stuck lol

 

Nope. He got a 96 Powerstroke, 03, and a brand new one too lol They're getting a ton of money from the gas companies for royalties.

 

well then he dosnt like rangers lol

 

He traded his in on the 03 xD You can't win buddy! Hahahaha

 

oh yeah well than its just you he dont like YOU ha i win lmao

 

Nah, it's the deer gods. Lmao. I missed two shots at a MONSTER 12 pointer. Boy was I pissed! :furious: That thing was half the width of the bed of my truck! And then almost got stuck again pulling out of the pasture :cry:, but in a different spot. Lmao. I really need better tires xD

 

no its not the tire's its the driver that cant keep it on the road lmao

 

I had to pull off to avoid getting hit by quarry/gas trucks and tractors. Lmao

 

this guy boy he has a come back for it al lol

 

Yup. You know it buddy! Hahaha

 

hmmmm would hunting for a good mudding spot work in this thread? its a form of hunting lol

 

I have 2 really funny hunting stories first one was oh about 25 yrs ago... I used to work at Busch Wildlife in MO. so My cousin and I went out there one night durring coon season, without dogs, I had no idea you needed a dog to tree a coon we got home my Uncle was like WTF are you 2 doing outthere with guns and no dogs hahaha


the next one was about 8 yrs ago went out to my uncles farm my brother and a friend of mine for deer hunting, well I got up to go peee and guess I was stillasleep and turned around and started pissssing all overmy brother, man was that a funny , to me ... he woke up mad as helll fkr took my long johns that next morning hahaha
my friend said yeah I watched you walk and turn around and started to piss all over your brother, I said why didn't you wake me.. he said I wanted to watch a fight hahaha

 

hahaha


note to self DONT go hunting with diablo lmao

bout 3 years ago me and a buddy and his wife went out for deer. at the end of the day with nothing but empty tags he was thinking that it would be nice to get a pic of him shooting me with an arrow. well after the pic he didnt think bout it and let the arrow go.right into my left ass cheek. we went to the er and they told me to "SIT" down it would be a min. well its kinda hard to sit with something in your ass cheek

 

hope is was only a practice tip hahaha and not a 4 point razor tip OUCH!!!

 

Lmfao @ both of you! That's just hilarious.